NFL fans aren’t typically very bright, but I’ve got to be the dumbest amongst them for saying the Bears would dominate in 2019. Instead, they’ve gone hero to zero in just a few weeks. Sure, we’re still alive at 3-3, just like last year. But Trubisky was decent back then. Now he’s fucking AWFUL. And he’s getting worse before our very eyes! You can actually see the ability melting off of him, like those Nazis’ faces in Raiders of the Lost Ark. At least the Nazis got to see the Ark before their contract ended. We’re stuck with this douche nozzle for another 26 games. Man, those lucky Nazi bastards!
And you thought Cutler looked aloof?!
Bear Down Baffa 