It’s not rare for the Bears to be eliminated from playoff contention this early in the season. It’s also not rare for us to have a QB controversy, to fall short of expectations, or for fans to call for both our GM and Head Coach’s heads. But it’s GOT to be a first to have that happen all at once, while we’re also paying some dickhead $3.5M to NOT kick for us while our ACTUAL kicker is an even bigger dickhead! What more can God throw at us, Bear Nation?! Just when we all thought “Squi‘s” “double doink” was as bad as it gets, cut to Eddy “70 Percent” Pineiro’s “double wide.” 70% of the time, he misses every time.
Pineiro: “In the name of the father, the son,
and the holy shit, I hope I don’t miss this!”
Bear Down Baffa 