Archive for November 26th, 2019

11. Bears Win, But No One Really Cares Now

Tue, Nov 26, 2019

It came a week after our season ended, but the Bears found a way to win for the 2nd time already in November after going winless in October.  But it changes nothing.  We beat a 2-8 team that’s lost 23 of their last 33 games.  We still gave up 14 points to a rookie QB, we only won by 5, and NYG kicker Aldrick “And No Drock” Rosas missed 2 FGs!  So, eh.  Big whoop.  We’re still short a kicker, a TE, an O-Line, and a QB.  So our season’s still over.  This was arguably the least exciting win our blog has covered.  AND it’s about to get unbearably cold in Chicago.  So, it’s just like, whatever, man.  Call me when you find a QB.  Anybody got Kaepernick’s number?

Trubisky ran for one TD and threw for another.
Here he is, showing us how much his hip hurts.

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