I don’t really know what happened with the Bear’s game on Sunday night because I didn’t watch. Instead, I did what normal people do on Sunday: things that bring joy and fulfillment to their lives. And so I cursed Nagy’s name, kicked an old lady in the shin, and told a child that Santa isn’t real (trust me, that kid will thank me later). As for Mitchell Trubisky, he may be one of the nicest guys on the planet, but he’s definitely on Santa’s naughty list this year. And so the jury is officially in on the Trubisky v. Mahomes debate. Surprise! GM Ryan “I Rebuild At A Snail’s” Pace traded up for the wrong guy. Is it too late for Nancy Pelosi to impeach Pace for Christmas?
Even Stevie Wonder can see that Mahomes was the better pick
BEAR DOWN!
#EverytimeABellRings,PaceDraftsTheWrongGuy
#IsAnyoneStillWatching?
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