For over a decade now, millions of fans have flocked to our blog for our pre-season predictions. And we’ve gladly provided them, interspersed with cherry-picked stats and our brand of toilet humor. But if 2020 has taught me anything, it’s that nobody knows what the hell’s going on, let alone what’s going to happen. The Bears could go 16-0, or 0-16, and neither would surprise me anymore. We’re mid-pandemic. There are protests, riots, cities being taken over by citizens. The canceling of pro sports games, due to both health concerns as well as player boycotts. And worst of all, the Mask Wars. Added to which, I’ve got one foot out the door on my beloved team. So it’s really hard to be optimistic about anything, let alone the Bears. But I did have high hopes last year, and we’re objectively better. So, I’m gonna give the Bears one last chance. But if they blow it AGAIN, I’m gonna pull a Conor McGregor and retire from them for good. For the 3rd time. That’s if we even make it to 2021.
Nagy: “The 1st rule of training camp is don’t cough on me.
The 2nd rule of training camp is DON’T COUGH ON ME!”
Bear Down Baffa 