You have to give it to the Bears – they really know how to keep things interesting. Even when they win, they’ll make you cringe, squirm, and even consider changing the channel before they somehow reach around and pull a W from out of their butts. And not only did they win in week 1 for the first time in 7 years (they started 3-0 under Trestman in 2013?!), but they did it on the back of the now-redeemed Mitch “Did Someone Say The Bitch Is Back?” Trubisky. Sure, he didn’t show up until the 4th quarter, and we were down 17 points to the only franchise that could challenge the Cubs for their “Worst Ever” crown, but those are irrelevant details compared to one undeniable fact: every single person in the city of Chicago is smiling under their masks today. At least, that is, until next week.
This game-winning TD pass to Anthony “Lite Beer From”
Miller was only made possible by Mitch’s earlier ineptitude
Bear Down Baffa 