It took us 6 tries, spanning some 18 years, but the Bears FINALLY beat Tom “Goat Of Goats” Brady. It certainly seems to have helped that we dealt a 4th-round pick for Nick “Boy, We Really Bargainista’d That Deal” Foles. We targeted him because of his big wins in Philly, including beating Brady in the 2018 SB, and the Bears in the 2019 double-doink playoff game. But this win was still a bit of a surprise. We all knew that Brady could beat the Bears, and that Foles could beat Brady. But now we know that the Bears can beat Brady – as long as we have Foles. Does that make us a good team? No, not necessarily. But because the goal is to win games, if we keep winning, at some point we’ll just “become” a good team. So, even though all rational thought keeps saying that the Bears stink, the actual smell emanating from them right now is a pleasant blend of Old Style, polish sahsage, and a freshly cleaned Lombardi trophy.
It also helped that kicker Cairo “Head Shoulders Knees And
Toes, Knee” Santos went 4 for 4, including this game-winner
Bear Down Baffa 