Bear Down Baffa

I’m over it.  I’ve been blogging on the Bears since before blogging was a thing.  Starting as an email goof back during our miraculous 2001 season, and eventually leading to this blog in 2007, I’ve been dedicated to hilariously summarizing Bears games each and every week since.  Riding their highs and lows as if they were my own, I’ve used this forum to both celebrate their triumphs and to vent my frustrations with their disasters.  But in that time, while there have been 0 triumphs, there have been far too many disasters to count.  Yet 16 times a year, for 20 years now, I’ve forced myself to come up with nonsensical fodder to explain away the shit-show that the Bears have become.  And if I’m being frank (which is what we do here at BDB), it’s probably been the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.  So, like just about everyone in Trump’s cabinet, I’m forgoing any responsibility for what’s happened, and I’m officially resigning my post.

This Javon “Musk For Men” Wims drop may just
have been the ball that broke this blogger’s back

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I don’t care what you say, the Bears lost to GB on Sunday.  Yet somehow we’re all just supposed to accept that they’re still going to the playoffs?  Tenured coaches and executives alike are coming forward with clear evidence that the Bears lost, and yet the mainstream media continues to ignore the facts, which are countless, detailed and indisputable.  And unless the AZ Cardinals can somehow convince the NFL to overturn the results, the Bears are going to steal the last NFC playoff spot from them.  Cards Owner Michael Bidwill isn’t having it, announcing that he’s suing the Bears and NFL Commish Roger Goodell.  He’s even suing the states of MI, PA and GA for some reason.  Only time will tell if his “bid will” work, as he calls on fans to rise up and stop the steal (#StopTheBearsSteal).  But as of now, and until further notice, the f-ing Bears are in the f-ing playoffs, you f-ing guys!

Even Bear players are calling it fraud.  Or they’ve
taken to singing opera when calling their signals.

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