Bear Down Baffa

We had ’em.  We were up 14-3 at the end of the first quarter, and our season appeared to have come out of its coma.  Children from the Ukraine to Zimbabwe were rejoicing.  But then the 2014 Chicago Bears destroyed their dreams.  We gave up 21 straight points in the second quarter, Robbie “It’s Been Six Weeks Since I Kicked A FG” Gould kicked his first FG in six weeks in the third, and then we gave up another 10 in the fourth.  It’s a different way of losing, yes.  But it’s still losing.  And that appears to be all this highly-touted, over-priced, piece-meal-since-we-let-Urlacher-go-over-money embarassment of a team is good for.  So fuck them, and fuck you.

The (sucks!) moniker changed hands
in Detroit on Thanksgiving Day, 2014

I Hate The Bears
Ironically, at 5-7, there are only four teams ahead of us for the Wild Card.  8-4 Seattle and 8-4 Detroit (no longer sucks!) will most likely win the WC’s (or GB if Detroit catches them).  But we play 8-4 Dallas next Thursday, a team that’s fallen off late virtually every year they’ve had Romo.  And we’ve already beat 7-5 San Fran, who still has to go to Seattle.  Are we going to make the playoffs?  No, there’s no fucking way.  But we could realistically finish 1 or 2 teams outside of them.  And that blows my mind even more than us being as shitty as we are with all this “talent!”

You know it’s bad when they also try to fuck your QB

We’ve now lost 6 out of our last 9, and still have a losing record at home this year.  Cutler leads the league in giveaways (20), which means he’s making about $650,000 per turnover.  Our defense leads the league in points allowed per game (28.1) and has scored just 1 TD.  Remember 2012 when we had 1 every GAME?!  We’re also tied for the fewest FG’s (9) this season.  Boy, you really gotta give it up to the 2014 Bears – when we fail, we fail across the board!  Nicely done, Trestman.  Here’s some highlights from your soon-to-be-over Bears tenure:

Supa Bow, Supa NO!

BEAR DOWN!

#IHateTheBears

© 2014

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