Jesus would be rolling over in his grave. If he hadn’t risen from the dead, I mean. Sure, the Bears were in PFTD (Playing For The Draft) mode, but this was a debacle of biblical proportions. And its Moses was Matt “5 Picks” Barkley and his 5 picks. Our D also threw some Judas in there with 0 sacks and 0 takeaways, allowing 41 points. But for the Bears to get Trestman-ed like this the day before Christ’s birth is a mortal sin. And anyone who took time away from Jesus to watch it is complicit, and therefore, guilty by association. So yes, the Bears just made you sin on the day Mary’s holy water broke. But sin, son of God and Mary’s vajayjay aside, there is an upside – we actually gained ground in the draft. You like that?!
“5 Picks” was like Secret Santa to Washington’s secondary
Bear Down Baffa 