Archive for December 12th, 2016

13. Bears Pull a Detroit Lions on the Detroit Lions

Mon, Dec 12, 2016

The Lions may be in first place, but everyone knows what their organization is really about:  blowing games.  Those colors showed on Sunday when Stafford, as if on a dare, handed the Bears the lead late in the 4th quarter.  But the Bears, who’ve collectively tucked back their sacks this season in favor of the draft, were having none of it.  When our first effort wasn’t good enough to lose, we took it up a notch.  Relying on late penalties, and a general incompetence on both sides of the ball, we gave the lead back, ensuring we would lose to them at their own game.  And in doing so, we moved up a spot in the draft.  It’s our one fallback this year – the worse the Bears play, the better it is for fans.  So when they achieve elite level sucking like this, it’s a particularly good week for Bear Nation!

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Even Stafford couldn’t believe the Bears out-Lionsed the Lions

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